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Recently I became a father, yes a father…Me big Wilesy - a father! We had a beautiful baby boy called Freddie which got me thinking about another famous Freddie and suddenly I burst into song... (to be read in the style of the Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody)

Mama, just became a dad
He’s lying in the nude
I picked him up and then he pooed.
Mama, its all over me!
My top and jeans I’ve thrown them all away.

Mama, ooh All he does is scream and cry,
Then he’ll sleep and do the same again tomorrow,
Im in love, im in love As Freddie only matters (and my wife and dog Nando)

Nappy changing, my turn has come,
Send shivers down my spine,
Im awake now all the time,
Wish me luck everybody,
I’ve got to go, It’s leaking out the sides and up his back.

Mama, ooh
I don’t want to lie
I do think I have the best son of them all

I'm in love I'm in love
As Freddie only matters (and my wife and Dog Nando)

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
The dog is running loose, and stolen Freddie Hat.
(N-a-ndo) n-a-ndo,
(n-a-ndo) n-a-ndo,
 N-a-ndo Figaro

I'm just a poor Dad, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor dad from a nice family, I have a dog, and a baby that’s enough for me.

Nando Runs, Nando hides, Give that dummy back?
Bismillah! No, Nando let it go (Let it go!)
Bismillah! No, Nando let it go (Let it go!)
Bismillah! No, Nando let it go (Let it go!)
He will not let it go. (nando let it go!) He will not let it go (Never, never, never, never lets it go)
Oh oh oh oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, nando let it go.)

Hes destroyed his hat and his socks for me, for me, for me.

So I think Freddie just looked straight into my eye?
I think he just said Dadda, Im going to cry?
Oh, freddie, can't do this to me, Freddie.
He just trumped, ive just gotta get right outta here.
(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
Freddie only matters, Anyone can see, Freddie really matters, Freddie really matters to me. 

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